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Post by MAX on Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:49 pm

Here you can share your interesting jokes or poetry in english. Thanks
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Post by Kristal on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:13 pm

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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Post by Kristal on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:14 pm

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
rolling on the flor
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Ha ha ha rolling on the flor
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Post by Administrator on Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:14 pm

Nice Amuse:
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Post by MAXZ on Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:38 pm

Santa: wich is the most confussing day in america?
banta: fathers day.
santa: how.
banta: coz nobuddy knows whom to wish.
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Post by Prince Agrawal on Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:47 pm

Haha god kristal nd Silent :1218:
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Post by sahid khan on Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:01 am

A boy learn 3 sentances from a teachere. Yes, No and very Good. So oneday a police asked him something..... Police: do you know about this thief? (showed photo of thief) Boy: Yes. .... Police: ok please help to pick up him..... Boy: No....police: ok lets go for remand now.....boy: Very good

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Post by ¤^ROUN^¤ on Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:55 pm

may løve isnt within me,
May its høþeless tø think abøut yøu,
Wish sømebødy will takecare øf yøu,
Whatever the cøst will be !
Am always there før yøu. . . Amuse: . . .[b]
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Post by ¤^ROUN^¤ on Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:59 pm

nøbødy hølds my hand, when am thinking abøut løve;
Nø øne awaits før me,when my heart still beats før her;
Is it my løneliness, tø live stay aløne in this valentines day;
Ør it is my shameful day, tø be alive single in this valentines day. . . :Skeptical: :Skeptical: rolling on the flor . . .
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Post by ¤^ROUN^¤ on Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:10 pm

. . .FEELINGS. . .
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Wanted tø share my feelings with her,
Wanted tø live whøle life with her,
May its hard tø make her belive,
Høw much my løve is wørthful tø her,
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I døn't miss a sec. Abøut thinking øf her,
Its my jøb tø takecare øf her,
She settle in my heart in my mind,
Its gøød tø knøw that am still with her,
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May she øne førget my løve because øf misunderstanding,
May i'm nø møre in this wørld tø live with her,
Its my sþecial wish tø gød tø be always with her,
She's my søul !
Whø always wants tø have me with her. . . flower bouquet :Cool: [i]
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Post by Z@hid on Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:46 pm

all are nice jokes
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share some naughty jokes too Jump:
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Resourcer: Excuse me madam, i am conducting a survey

Madam:Yes,what is it about?

Resourcer:We are asking people what they think about s*x on television..

Madam:Oh uncomfortable.. I would imagine
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Post by Z@hid on Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:24 am

Moe:My wife got me to believe in religion
Joe:Really?
Moe:Yeah Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell..
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Post by Mahi_BD on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:40 am

Cam i share bangla jokes?

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Post by Ashley50 on Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:17 am

I know many jokes but i will not share lol rolling on the flor

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Post by Z@hid on Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:12 am

Question: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? :o:o:o
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Answer: They don't have balls to scratch %)
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Post by MAXZ on Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:23 pm

Nice one:rofl:
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Post by MAXZ on Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:51 pm

Wgat is the diffrence between greeting the queen of england and freeting bill clinton?
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you only have get down on one the knee to grat the queen...
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Post by MAXZ on Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:55 pm

Falling from darkness to a place i dont know everything is moving with no place to go.
i feel so alone and scared as ifaal i wonder is anyone there....:1111:
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Post by MAXZ on Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:57 pm

Ass the day night pass right by i count the night i just lay and cry
falling from faith falling from love
please is there anyone above...:1111:
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Nice jokes hahaha
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Post by MAXZ on Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:36 pm

Can i share hindi jockes also?
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