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Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?


A. It doesn't need cleaning.
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Q. What's the difference betweena man and ET?

A. ET phoned home.
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Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

A. The captains log.
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Q. How does a guy know if he hasa high sperm count?


A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
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Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...


A."Is it in?"
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Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?

A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
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Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?


A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
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Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


A. He worked it out with a pencil.
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Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?


A. He's smoking a cigarette.
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Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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Q. Why don't little girls fart?

A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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Q. How do you know when you are getting old?

A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

A. Goes-in-tight!
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Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?


A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. .
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Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

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Q: What’s the difference betweena Catholic priest and a zit?


A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on yourface!
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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Q: What's the difference betweenyour job and a dead prostitute?


A: Your job still sucks!
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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

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Q: What's the difference betweena bowling ball and a blonde?

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