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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:11 pm

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KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ? DAD : - Every time
a son make his dad unhappy ,
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:24 pm

Work Only For MONEY The Best
And Daring Lines 0n The T-Shirt
Of An Employee: I Work Only
For MONEY, If You Want
Loyalty, Hire A DOG.

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:24 pm

Universal Lies 1. I’m not drunk.
2. I won’t hurt you. 3. Lets’
stay friends. 4. She’s just a
friend. 5. I lost your number. 6.
I need time to myself. 7. I’ll
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:25 pm

Boss: Why Do You Want Time
Off Next Week? Employee: To
Get Married Boss: What Stupid
Woman Would Marry You?
Employee: Your Daughter!

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:27 pm

Summer Limitations You can
wear as much as you want in
cold, but you cannot remove
as much as you desire in
summer.

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:28 pm

Childhood Time Childhood is
time when you like Jerry and
admire his smartness. Maturity
is time when you understand,
that Jerry is a complete asshole
and you feel sorry for Tom.

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:28 pm

Tennis Player: I have great
knowledge about Tennis, you
can ask anything about it..”
Sardar:”Ok… Then tell me, how
many holes are there in the
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:29 pm

The longest distance for a walk
in winter is from . . . . . . . bed
to the t0ilet rolling on the flor

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Post by Azeyon on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:30 pm

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:31 pm

Sometimes things look so
romantic in Urdu: Mai Kho Gaya
Hu Tere Pyar Mai, Ab Tum Bhi
Kho Jao. Now try in english: I
M LOST IN UR LOVE, NOW U GET
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:32 pm

Beggar: Please give me 1
rupee, I didn’t eat for last 3
days. Man: What will you do
with just 1 rupee? Beggar: I’ll
check how much weight I lose. rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:34 pm

There are Two Ways To Rule A
Girl or
Women . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:35 pm

Girl: I want to fail in the
exams. . . . . Friends: Why? Girl:
My daddy said; he will bring
me a Loptop if I came 1st, If I
came 2nd then new Cell Phone
and If I fail, I got married… rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:38 pm

We know TAJ MAHAL as
symbol of LOVE, But lesser
known facts are. 1. Mumtaz
was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out
of his 7 wives (Great)
2.Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her
(Excellent) 3.Mumtaz died in
her 14th delivery (Wow)
4.Then Shahjahan married
Mumtaz’s sister (Amazing)
Where the Hell was LOVE?

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:39 pm

Actual Funny Meanings: TC Bye
= Shut up and Get Lost! Ahaan!
= I’m really not interested in
your stuff baby Hmmmm = So
why are you telling me all
these! Hey what’s up = I’m bored, talk to me please. Cool =
I’ve heard enough of you
loser! OK = whatever! Don’t eat
my [...]

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:03 pm

Washroom Songs! In Case Of
Normal: “Jati Hon Main Jaldi He
Kia” In Case Of Lose Motions:
“Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk”
In Case Of Kabz: “Na Tu Aay Gi
Na Hi Chain Ayega” In Case Of Gas Trouble: “Hawa Hawa Ae
Hawa Khushbu Luta De” Aftr
Coming Out Of Bathroom Juda
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