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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:11 pm

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:40 pm

Which is the most confusing day in America? Thinking? Still thinking? Fathers day

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:41 pm

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:42 pm

If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to www . rabba chukk lay . com rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:43 pm

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:44 pm

Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & raped by robbers. Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki? Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya hua tha! rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:47 pm

People smoke & drink for few
days & get addicted to it…! We
are studying since nursery, but
still we are not addicted to
study..! That’s called “SELF
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:48 pm

Nurse came in and said Doc,
there’s man in the waiting
room who thinks he’s
invisible, what should I tell
him? The doctor said Tell him I
can’t see him today. rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:48 pm

I asked my trainer which
machine at the gym I should
use to impress beautiful
women… he pointed outside
and said. “The ATM machine” rolling on the flor

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Boy: My father’s name is
LAUGHING and my mother’s
name is SMILING. Teacher: You
must be kidding? Boy: No,
That’s my brother. I’m
JOKING…. rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:50 pm

Still proud to belong to a
country where cricket is being
discussed by Salman Butt,
Religion by Aamir Liaqat,
Honesty by Mehar Bukhari,
Security by Rehman Malik, Tolerance by Altaf Hussain
Astaghfar by Veena Malik. rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:11 pm

Once Upon A Time In Sri Lanka,
India and South Africa Were
Playing A Cricket Match, They
Both Did Their Best. But In The
End, Pakistan Won. rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:12 pm

A Mother makes her son
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Wife makes him “MENTAL”
with in just 20 minutes” rolling on the flor

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People say: Nothing is
impossible . . . . . . . . but I do
nothing everyday :-p rolling on the flor

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Only Two Types of
Communications Are Fastest In
The World. E-Mail To E-Mail &
Female To Female..:-) :- rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:16 pm

Two Best advices for safe life:
1. Always speak the truth, No
matter how bitter and harsh it
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:17 pm

Don’t make your heart too
hard like iron. You never
know which strong magnet
attract it and hold you forever.
PHYSICS K JHATKAY ZARA
HATKEY.

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:17 pm

Most First Class students get
technical seats, some become
doctors and some engineers.
The Second Class pass, and then
pass MBA, become
administrators and control the First Class. The Third Class pass
enter politics and become
Ministers and control both.
Last, but not the least, The
Failures join the underworld
and control all the above.

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:18 pm

Men are like Bluetooth: he is
connected to you when you
are nearby, but searches for
other devices when you are
away… Women are like Wi-Fi:
she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest
one… rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:19 pm

Woman’s TONGUE . And . Man’s
EYE, . . Relax only when they
Die :D

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Ha ha ha nice jokes buddy rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:20 pm

Why do we drink
water? . . . . . . . . . . . . . , Bcoz
we cannot eat water. .
Taaaaalliyaaaan Kasam sy
bachpan say he genius hoon..;)

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:21 pm

New Generation Facebook
Poem Chatting chatting, yes
mama.. Girlfriend setting? No
mama.. Telling lie? No mama..
Open ur facebook, ha ha ha

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At a bus stand in Lahore, An
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attack after reading a Book’s
Name: How to Become a
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:22 pm

Sometimes giving someone A
second chance is like giving
them an extra bullet for their
gun coz they missed you the
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:23 pm

A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger
On The Hotel Managers Lips
Manager Kisses Each Finger
Girl: Now Tell Your Boss There
Is No Tissue Paper In The
Toilet :-P rolling on the flor

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