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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:11 pm

KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ? DAD : - Every time
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:11 pm

MOM ALWAYS SAID... Money
Doesn't Grow On Trees Mom!!!!
money is made from paper &
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:13 pm

A pizza and an apple were
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:13 pm

Class Room is Like a Train 1st
Two Benches r Reserved For
VIP . . Nxt Two Benches r
General coach Then Last Two
Benches r Vry Demanded. Bcz
Its SLEEPER COACH :P :D

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:15 pm

A Woody Joke.. What wood
happn if u had a wooden car,
with wooden seats wooden
tyres.. and a wooden engine?
It Wooden't start..!

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:15 pm

Boys Always Remain Faitfull
To Their Girlfriend..!! But,
Which Girlfriend?? That's Still a
Topic Of Research..!!

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:17 pm

Girl- which computer do u
have? Boy- I have a computer
with intel core i7 processor at
3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb
ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics
card B-) Boy- which computer do YOU have??? Girl- A PINK
ONE !! Wht to say nw...

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:22 pm

According to a research 87% of
young people have back pain. .
The other 13% have no
computer.

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:23 pm

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u
Can Still Be Friends After A
Break-Up.. . .It is Like.. . A
Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:24 pm

Millions of people write Love
Letters. But everyone send
there 1st love letter mostly to
me, Just imagine how lucky I
m! Great words Said by . **
DUST BIN **

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:25 pm

Two Tigers were resting under
a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT
passed very fast Tiger could
not make out & asked What
was that? 2nd Tiger smiled and
said: . . Fast Food

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:26 pm

Little Johnny : Mam,Will you
punish me for something that I
didn't do?? ©_© Teacher : Not
at all. :|] Little Johnny : That's
good. Actually I didn't do my
homework!!!!!

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:26 pm

Gals have two major problems
with their wardrobe: 1.
Nothing to wear & 2. No place
to keep her clothes. Guys have
two major problems with their
laptop: 1. Nothing to watch & 2. No space for anything
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Our language is called the
mother tongue because the
father never gets a chance to
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:27 pm

Wife and husband always
compromise, husband admits
that he's wrong and wife too
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You can't buy love but you pay
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:28 pm

Marriage is a relationship in
which 1 person is always right
and the other is always
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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:28 pm

Having 1 child makes you a
parent but having 2 makes you
a refree. rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:29 pm

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend
is kissing your wife in your
home. Laloo rushed home
angrily. After half an hour, he
came back and slapped the
Sardarji. Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend. rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:33 pm

There are 2 types of
human beings found on
Facebook. One who gets enormous
amount of likes and
comments on their posts…
&
The others are Boys :p

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:35 pm

A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them?!!!? JO-hua, SO- hua rolling on the flor

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:36 pm

Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:38 pm

Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra. BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:39 pm

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

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Post by Faisal on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:39 pm

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & GOOD _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking… Is right. Gud Day.

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